The Orange Peel Gazette

Yesterday in small town Florida, I happened upon the Orange Peel Gazette, billed as "the hottest little paper in town." In between its covers are 12 pages of ads and jokes. No kidding. Local advertisements and one-liners. That's it. Here are some of the better ones:

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Proper attire is required in the cafeteria at the University of Maine. To enforce that rule, the management posted this notice: "Shoes are required to eat in this cafeteria." Next to it, a student added, "Socks can eat wherever they want."